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I CAN'T WAIT TILL ME AND

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CALVIN ARE PREGNANT.

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 All: OH, YES, YOU CAN.

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 OKAY, EVERYTHING'S SET UP FOR

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THE REHEARSAL.

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 OH, AND I PUT ROSE PETALS ALL

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AROUND YOUR CHAIR, BABY.

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 OH, YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND

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IN THE WORLD.

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 ACTUALLY, MIRANDA, YOU WILL

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HAVE THE SECOND-BEST HUSBAND IN

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THE WORLD.

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 OH. THANK YOU, BABY.

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GIVE ME SOME. MWAH.

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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 YEAH, GO ON, TELL THEM, BABY.

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 BABY, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST

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HELP C.J. PUT AWAY THOSE

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GROCERIES?

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 [ CHUCKLES ]

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YOU KNOW I'M JUST KIDDING.

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YOU ARE THE BEST.

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 I KNOW I AM!

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 HUH!

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 [ LAUGHS ]

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 ALL RIGHT, WHO ELSE THE BEST

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HUSBAND?

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WHO ELSE THE BEST HUSBAND?

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 DON'T LOOK AT ME.

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I'M DIVORCED.

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 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

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WAIT, HOW MUCH ALL THIS FOOD

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COST?

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 COME ON, CURTIS, WE AGREED TO

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SPLIT THE COST, YOU KNOW, FOR

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THE REHEARSAL DINNER AND THE

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WEDDING.

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MIRANDA IS MY BABY GIRL, AND

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MONEY IS NO OBJECT.

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 WELL, MY OBJECT IS TO KEEP MY

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MONEY.

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 COME ON, POPS.

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STOP COMPLAINING.

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THE DINNER IS GONNA BE FINE.

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MATTER OF FACT, I WANT YOU TO

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GIVE A SPEECH.

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 YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR WHAT

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I HAVE TO SAY.

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HIT ME AGAIN.

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 OH, COME ON. TRY IT FOR US.

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 SHE DON'T KNOW.

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SHE DON'T...

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OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

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 CURTIS.

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 NO, LET ME DO THIS.

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WEDDING CAKE -- $600.

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FLOWERS -- $1,000.

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PHOTOGRAPHER -- $3,000.

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NOT TELLING YOU ALL AND THE

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WEDDING AND THE BILLS TO GO TO

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HELL...

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PRICELESS.

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**

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[ HORN HONKING, SIREN WAILING ]

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 NOW, WITH ALL THAT I HAVE

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SHOWN YOU ABOUT COOKING, YOU CAN

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BRIBE A MAN WITH SOME FOOD.

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WHENEVER I WANT CURTIS TO DO

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ANYTHING FOR ME, I JUST SMOTHER

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HIM A PORK CHOP.

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 MM-HMM.

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OH, YEAH.

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WHEN YOU HEAT THINGS UP IN THE

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KITCHEN, YOU CAN HEAT THINGS UP

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ELSEWHERE.

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MMM!

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 OKAY, SANDRA, SANDRA.

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YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST DO THAT.

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 I'M SORRY.

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 YOU WANT HIM TO COOK EVERY

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ONCE IN A WHILE.

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 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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 AND WHATSONEVER YOU DO, DON'T

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EVER COOK.

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 EVEN IF SHE THREATENS TO

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LEAVE YOU.

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 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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I-IS IT THAT SERIOUS?

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 All: YES.

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 BUT CAN'T I JUST COOK HER,

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LIKE, SOME BREAKFAST?

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 NO. NO.

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'CAUSE ONCE YOU COOK THE FIRST

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TIME, SHE'S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO

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COOK ALL THE TIME.

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 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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WHEN SHE CUTS THAT STOVE ON, YOU

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ACT LIKE A CAVEMAN, LIKE IT'S

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THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER SEEN

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FIRE.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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 [ Deep voice ] WHAT Y'ALL

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DOING?

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[ Normal voice ] CURTIS, LISTEN.

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LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GO

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TO THE STORE, OKAY?

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 [ Deep voice ] OKAY.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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 OH, AND NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU

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ARE WRONG.

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 RIGHT, AND I'M SPEAKING TO

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YOU AS YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR

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ATTORNEY.

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YOU'RE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN

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GUILTY.

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 YES, ONCE YOU ADMIT YOU'RE

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WRONG, YOU LOSE YOUR POWER.

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 OKAY, BUT WHAT IF I REALLY AM

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WRONG?

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 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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 EVEN IF YOU ARE WRONG, YOU

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STILL ARE RIGHT.

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 YEP.

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 HMM.

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THIS IS REALLY CONFUSING.

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 OH, PLEASE.

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YES? WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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 I'M JUST GOING TO GET A

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COUPLE OF BEERS FOR THE FELLAS.

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OH, BABY, THERE'S NO BEER

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HERE.

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 WHY NOT?

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I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME.

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 CURTIS, YOU -- YOU DID NOT

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TELL ME TO GET ANY BEER.

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 YES, I DID, BABY.

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WHEN YOU WENT TO THE STORE, I

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TOLD YOU TO PICK UP SOME BEER.

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 CURTIS, DID YOU GIVE ME MONEY

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FOR BEER?

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 YES.

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 OKAY, IF YOU GAVE ME MONEY

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FOR BEER, WHY IS THERE NO BEER

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HERE?

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 OKAY, YOU RIGHT.

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 I FORGOT TO GET THAT BEER.

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 [ LAUGHS ]

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 I THINK I UNDERSTAND.

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 IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE

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THING, REMEMBER THIS.

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EVEN WHEN SHE'S WRONG...

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Both: SHE'S RIGHT.

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 ALL THE TIME?

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 Both: IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP AT

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NIGHT, ALL THE TIME.

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 WELL, MY WEDDING IS GOING TO

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BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

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NOTHING IS GOING TO GO WRONG.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

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 BABY, WE ARE THE PAYNES.

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IT'S NEVER PERFECT.

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 THAT'S RIGHT.

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LISTEN, CURTIS WAS ALMOST --

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WHAT? -- THREE HOURS LATE FOR

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OUR WEDDING.

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YES, HE WAS, AND THE ORGANIST

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JUST CHANGED OUR WEDDING SONG TO

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"AT LAST."

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 Both: ETTA JAMES.

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 ETTA JAMES.

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 ETTA JAMES.

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 OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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C.J. -- C.J. AND I HAD AN

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APPOINTMENT TO GET MARRIED AT

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CITY HALL.

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I TRIED TO GIVE HIM DIRECTIONS.

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DID HE LISTEN?

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 NO.

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 NO. WE END UP AT THE D.M.V.

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I GOT MY LICENSE RENEWED, BUT WE

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HAD TO WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER WEEK

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TO GET MARRIED.

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 OOH, THAT'S NOTHING.

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RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY

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CEREMONY, SOMEONE STARTS TO BOO.

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 BOO?

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 BOO, BOO.

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LIKE "BOO, BOO" AND HISSING AND

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"BOO" AND HISSING.

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 UNH-UNH.

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 OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I TRIED

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TO IGNORE IT, YOU KNOW.

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I'M STANDING THERE AT THE ALTAR.

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I'M LOOKING FIERCE!

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GORGEOUS!

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AH! YOUR DAD --

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YOUR DAD WAS SO HANDSOME.

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OH, MY GOD.

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AND, YOU KNOW, I FINALLY

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COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, SO I

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TURNED AROUND AND TOLD JEFFREY'S

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MOTHER TO SHUT UP!

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 THAT WAS NOT HIS--

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 IT WAS GRANDMA?

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 I HISSED AT HER.

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YOU DO RIGHT BY ME.

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I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU.

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 SO, UH, DANA, BABY, YOU COME

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HERE OFTEN?

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 I WORK HERE.

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 OH, WORK. THAT'S COOL.

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THAT'S COOL.

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SO, UH, HOW THAT WORKING OUT FOR

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YOU, BABY?

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 ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,

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HUH, CAL?

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HATE TO SEE YOU GO, PLAYER, BUT

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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PARTY ON

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AT YOUR RECEPTION.

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 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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YOU GOT INVITED TO THE

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RECEPTION?

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'CAUSE MY INVITATION SAID

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"WEDDING ONLY."

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 YEAH. ME, TOO.

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 SAME HERE.

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 OKAY. LOOK, GUYS.

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I CAN EXPLAIN.

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I WANTED TO INVITE ALL OF YOU,

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BUT WE'RE A LITTLE TIGHT ON

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SPACE.

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 AND MONEY.

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 AND THAT'S WHY I ONLY INVITED

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MY BOY DELANTE.

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 THAT IS SO BOOTLEG.

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HOW YOU GONNA INVITE PEOPLE TO

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THE WEDDING AND NOT THE

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RECEPTION?

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THAT'S LIKE TAKING SOMEBODY TO A

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GAME AND KICKING THEM OUT AT

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HALFTIME.

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 AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET

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MY FLIRT ON?

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HOW THEY GONNA FOCUS ON ME WHEN

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THEY FOCUSING ON THE BRIDE?

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 THAT AIN'T NEVER STOPPED YOU

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BEFORE.

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 LOOK, YOU ALL CAN COME TO THE

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RECEPTION.

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 OUCH!

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 THANK YOU.

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 THE HELL THEY CAN!

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JEFFREY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

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ABOUT?

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I ALREADY DID A HEAD COUNT, AND

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WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH HEADS,

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THANK YOU.

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 LOOK, POPS, I'LL PAY FOR THE

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EXTRA PEOPLE.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA-PEOPLE

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MONEY?

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 NO.

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 DIDN'T THINK SO.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU NEED TO

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START A FIGHT WITH A COUPLE OF

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YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY DON'T SHOW

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UP.

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 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE MUSIC AS

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THE WEDDING PARTY PROCEEDS DOWN

273
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THE AISLE.

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 OKAY.

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 AS THE WEDDING PARTY PROCEEDS

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DOWN THE AISLE?

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 WOULD Y'ALL COME ON?!

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 SO THEN, UH, I HAD ALMOST

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DIED IN THE FIRE, BUT, SEE, MY

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UNCLE -- MY UNCLE HAD FOUND ME,

281
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AND I COULD HAVE SAVED MYSELF,

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BUT I WAS UNCONSCIOUS.

283
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I KIND OF -- YOU KNOW,

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EVERYTHING WAS COOL, BUT, UH...

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OUCH!

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NICE TALKING TO YOU.

287
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 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT'S ALL

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I GOT TO DO TO BE REHEARSING,

289
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BE SITTING DOWN?

290
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I COULD HAVE DONE THIS WATCHING

291
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THE GAME.

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 CURTIS, PLEASE JUST BE QUIET.

293
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 AND, UM, C.J. AND JULIE ARE

294
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GONNA BE FOLLOWED BY THE FLOWER

295
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GIRL AND THE RING BEARER.

296
00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,500
 OH, MIRANDA'S NEPHEW IS SICK

297
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WITH THE CHICKEN POX.

298
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SO MALIK HAS TO FILL IN FOR HIM.

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 [ GROANS ]

300
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I FEEL RIDICULOUS.

301
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 YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS, TOO.

302
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 I'M TOO OLD TO BE A RING

303
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BEARER.

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AND WHEN MIRANDA AND HER

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FATHER REACH THE TOP OF THE

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AISLE, THEN WE'LL HAVE EVERYONE

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TO STAND, AND YOU TWO WILL COME

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TOWARD ME, AND EVERYONE WILL

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STAND.

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 OH!

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 CURTIS, STAND UP.

312
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 IT'S PRACTICE.

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WE GOT TO STAND UP FOR

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REHEARSAL?

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 AND THEN I'LL ASK, "WHO

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GIVETH THIS WOMAN TO BE MARRIED

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TO THIS MAN," AND YOU'LL ANSWER,

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"I DO," AND -- YOU'LL ANSWER, "I

319
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DO."

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 I DO.

321
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 AND THEN YOU'LL JOIN YOUR

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WIFE.

323
00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,933
 WHO?

324
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 YOUR WIFE.

325
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OKAY?

326
00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,233
 UH, PASTOR, CAN WE SIT DOWN

327
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NOW?

328
00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:39,067
 YES, PLEASE.

329
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YOU CAN BE SEATED.

330
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 HE SAID WE CAN SIT.

331
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 AND MIRANDA AND CALVIN, I'LL

332
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HAVE YOU FACE EACH OTHER, AND

333
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THEN I'LL -- I'LL BEGIN THE

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MARRIAGE VOWS.

335
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I'LL SAY, "MIRANDA LUCAS, DO YOU

336
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TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR LAW--"

337
00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:56,533
 OH!

338
00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:57,533
 BABY? MIRANDA?

339
00:09:57,533 --> 00:09:58,767
 CURTIS.

340
00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,300
 I GUESS THAT'S A NO.

341
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,033
 SHE FAINTED AT THE REHEARSAL

342
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BEFORE SAYING, "I DO."

343
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,600
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE

344
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GOOD.

345
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,800
 C.J., SHUT UP.

346
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MR. LUCAS, IS SHE GONNA BE ALL

347
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:14,500
RIGHT?

348
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,333
 CALVIN, JUST GIVE HER SOME

349
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AIR.

350
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,233
BABY, YOU OKAY SITTING UP?

351
00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:18,600
YEAH, YEAH. I THINK I'M OKAY.

352
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,433
I'M GOOD.

353
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,633
 OKAY, MIRANDA, BABY, WHEN WAS

354
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THE LAST TIME YOU ATE SOMETHING?

355
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:27,433
 I GUESS I FORGOT TO EAT.

356
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 [ SCOFFS ]

357
00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:29,900
FORGOT TO EAT?

358
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I AIN'T NEVER FORGOT TO EAT.

359
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,133
 All: WE KNOW.

360
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,467
 OKAY, JUST AS A PRECAUTION,

361
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,433
I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE

362
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HOSPITAL.

363
00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:36,867
COME ON.

364
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:37,967
 YEAH, I'M GOING WITH YOU.

365
00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:39,233
 WAIT, BABY. NO, NO.

366
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:40,267
YOU NEED TO STAY HERE FOR THE

367
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REST OF THE REHEARSAL DINNER,

368
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,567
OKAY, PLEASE?

369
00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:43,500
 NO, BABY, I NEED TO BE WITH

370
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,933
YOU -- COME ON.

371
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LOOK, UH, MAY I HAVE YOUR

372
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,167
ATTENTION, PLEASE?

373
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:50,500
THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT, BUT

374
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,200
THE DINNER IS CANCELED.

375
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,600
 WHAT?! NO, IT'S NOT!

376
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,000
THE DINNER'S NOT CANCELED!

377
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I DONE SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY ON

378
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,500
THIS FOOD!

379
00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,667
NOW, EVERYBODY GET IN THE

380
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:00,967
HOUSE, COME ON AND EAT, AND

381
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ENJOY IT!

382
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,100
 ELLA, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO

383
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IT.

384
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,067
 PASTOR, JUST KEEP PRAYING FOR

385
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,367
ME, OKAY?

386
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:12,800
 WHERE THE FOOD AT?

387
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,567
 WAIT, WAIT.

388
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,333
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD IT.

389
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,567
KIKI, THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY.

390
00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:19,867
 LET ME TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY.

391
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:21,867
[ WHISPERING ]

392
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:23,600
 OKAY, CALM DOWN.

393
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600
YOU CAN HAVE DINNER, BUT NO

394
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,767
CAKE.

395
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:29,300
 [ WHISPERING ]

396
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,167
 OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE CAKE.

397
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,500
 THAT'S MY GIRL.

398
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,867
 YOU GUYS CAN HAVE THE CAKE.

399
00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:39,700
I SEE SOMETHING SWEET OVER HERE.

400
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,867
 HOW ARE YOU?

401
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,667
 GOOD, SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR

402
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:43,867
A LIVING?

403
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:45,667
 OH, I'M -- I'M A PASTOR.

404
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:46,867
 PASS WHAT?

405
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,100
 I'M -- I'M A PASTOR.

406
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,800
 OKAY, I'M GONNA PASS.

407
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,667
 THEY WILL FLEE.

408
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,600
WON'T THEY, PASTOR?

409
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,100
 YEAH, IF YOU REBUKE THEM.

410
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,167
 EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR

411
00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,700
ATTENTION, PLEASE?

412
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,233
CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

413
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,767
I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.

414
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,200
 OH.

415
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,967
MALIK, GET YOUR CAMERA.

416
00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,200
 CALVIN IS LIKE A -- LIKE A

417
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,300
BROTHER TO ME.

418
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,167
 OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

419
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,167
LET ME GET ME SOMETHING TO

420
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,067
DRINK.

421
00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:11,933
 I WISH YOU WOULD.

422
00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:14,200
I WISH YOU WOULD.

423
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:18,067
 DAD, IT'S JUST SODA.

424
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,700
 OH, OKAY. OKAY.

425
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,700
OKAY, GO AHEAD.

426
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,967
WELL, ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS

427
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:24,633
SAYING...CALVIN IS LIKE -- LIKE

428
00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,500
A BROTHER TO ME.

429
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,067
IF I WERE GONNA PICK THE PERFECT

430
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:30,133
WOMAN FOR CALVIN, EVEN THOUGH

431
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:32,067
HE'S NOT HERE, I WOULD PICK

432
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:34,133
MIRANDA.

433
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,300
AND, MIRANDA, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S

434
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:40,067
NOT HERE...

435
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:44,067
UH, I WISH YOU TWO WONDERFUL,

436
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,833
WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER MANY,

437
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,400
MANY YEARS TO COME.

438
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,800
 All: HEAR, HEAR!

439
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,733
 HEAR, HEAR.

440
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:53,933
 I'M NEXT.

441
00:12:53,933 --> 00:12:55,633
I'M NEXT. I'M NEXT. I'M NEXT.

442
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,433
OKAY, I'M FORTUNATE IN THAT I'M

443
00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:01,100
NOT LOSING MY BABY -- THANK

444
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,367
YOU -- EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT

445
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,833
HERE, BUT I AM GAINING A

446
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,367
DAUGHTER, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S NOT

447
00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,133
HERE.

448
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,400
BUT I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT

449
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,133
TO THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL COMING

450
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,867
OUT AND SHARING IN THIS MOMENT

451
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,633
OF TIME WITH US.

452
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:18,700
PASTOR RICHARDS, THANK YOU SO

453
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,067
MUCH.

454
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,067
AND, OH, CALVIN, MIRANDA, GOD

455
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:23,967
BLESS YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE

456
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,067
NOT HERE.

457
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:27,433
 All: HEAR, HEAR!

458
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,767
 HEAR, HEAR.

459
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,167
 MY TURN, MY TURN, MY TURN.

460
00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,067
UH, FIRST, I WANT TO SAY, WE

461
00:13:35,067 --> 00:13:36,733
APPRECIATE EVERYBODY COMING ON

462
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,433
THIS WONDERFUL OCCASION --

463
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,567
EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU,

464
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:42,067
PASTOR RICHARDS.

465
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:43,467
WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE

466
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:46,133
TO REPRESENT GOD.

467
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,300
YOU AND ELLA.

468
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:52,567
SO... WE MEET OUR QUOTA.

469
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,500
OKAY, AND, UH, LIKE THE GOOD

470
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,433
BOOK SAY...

471
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:57,600
 WHAT IT SAY?

472
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,900
 [ CLEARS THROAT ]

473
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,067
 DON'T ASK HIM THAT.

474
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,067
 I KNEW HE WAS GONNA ASK ME

475
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:02,900
THAT.

476
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,767
IT SAY, UH, SEND THE CHILD OFF

477
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:08,500
INTO THE WILDERNESS FOR 40 DAYS.

478
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,067
AND IF HE SEE HIS SHADOW --

479
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,167
 CURTIS.

480
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,700
 ...UH, IT WILL BE WINTER FOR

481
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,933
TWO MORE MONTHS.

482
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,500
 CURTIS.

483
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,433
 AMEN.

484
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,933
ANYWAY, AND, UH, LOOK.

485
00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:22,667
I BOUGHT EVERYTHING HERE.

486
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,300
I PAID -- I PAID HALF FOR IT.

487
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,900
SO DRINK UP, 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL

488
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,733
YOU'RE GETTING.

489
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,900
AND, UH, JOY AND HAPPINESS TO

490
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,067
CALVIN, MIRANDA, BLAH, BLAH,

491
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,433
BLAH.

492
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,067
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT HERE.

493
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,367
HEAR, HEAR.

494
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:39,067
 HEAR, HEAR -- HEY!

495
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:42,600
I-I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.

496
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,700
EXCUSE ME.

497
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,767
HEAR, HEAR.

498
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:49,900
HI. I'M FLOYD.

499
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:53,567
 All: HEY, FLOYD.

500
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:54,567
 THIS IS JUST LIKE AT MY

501
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:55,600
MEETINGS.

502
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,933
NICE.

503
00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,633
ANYWAY, I'M THE OWNER OF

504
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,967
IN THE CUT BARBERSHOP -- HEY --

505
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,833
AND I TAUGHT CALVIN EVERYTHING

506
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:07,067
HE KNOW ABOUT BARBERING, BUT

507
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,333
OBVIOUSLY NOT ENOUGH ABOUT

508
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,733
FRIENDSHIP, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T

509
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:14,400
EVEN INVITE ME TO THE RECEPTION

510
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,067
OR TO THE DINNER.

511
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:25,067
WHY THE HATE, CALVIN? WHY?

512
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,300
 FLOYD.

513
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,667
FLOYD, NO HATE, NO HATE.

514
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,167
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL TOAST.

515
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:33,200
 ARE WE HAVING TOAST?

516
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,200
OH!

517
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,567
NO, THAT WASN'T MY TOAST.

518
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,067
THAT WASN'T MY TOAST.

519
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,067
HEY, I WANT TO TOAST TO THE --

520
00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:41,300
TO THE DIDE AND THE

521
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,733
GROOM-BADOOM.

522
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,567
 FLOYD, THE BRIDE AND THE

523
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:46,867
GROOM ARE NOT HERE.

524
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:52,700
 WHAT?! WHAT?!

525
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:55,067
MIRANDA DONE LEFT HIM ALREADY?!

526
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:56,067
OH!

527
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,433
[ SOBBING ]

528
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:00,467
WELL, HERE'S TO -- THE LOVE

529
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:03,900
AND -- AND EAT, DRINK, AND BE

530
00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:05,767
MERRY.

531
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,633
J. BLIGE.

532
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,967
[ CHUCKLES ]

533
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,800
MY HOUSE IS SU CASA.

534
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,267
 UH, FLOYD?

535
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,100
 YES?

536
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,467
 THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE.

537
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,167
 IT'S NOT? WHEW.

538
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,100
I AM SO GLAD YOU SAID SOMETHING,

539
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,933
'CAUSE, BROTHER, I'M ABOUT TO BE

540
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,067
SICK.

541
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,067
 CURTIS.

542
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,667
 GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM.

543
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,167
GET HIM. GET HIM.

544
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,467
CURTIS, TAKE HIM TO THE BACK!

545
00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:33,067
CURTIS! GET HIM!

546
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,767
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

547
00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:38,167
 HE'S IN THE COUCH! FLOYD!

548
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:39,733
 CURTIS!

549
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,967
 COME ON, NOW.

550
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,133
[ SIGHS ]

551
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,433
 [ SIGHS ]

552
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:48,433
 SOMEHOW, THAT WAITING ROOM

553
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,800
WAS SO DRAINING.

554
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,567
 YEAH, YOU'D THINK MY BEING A

555
00:16:51,567 --> 00:16:52,633
DOCTOR WOULD HAVE SPED THINGS

556
00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:55,333
UP, BUT WE SAT SO LONG, I HAD TO

557
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,533
END UP TREATING TWO PEOPLE

558
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,600
MYSELF.

559
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600
 YOU KNOW WHAT?

560
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,667
WHY DON'T YOU TWO GET BACK TO

561
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,467
THE HOTEL?

562
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,800
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MIRANDA.

563
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800
 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

564
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,567
OKAY, BABY. GIVE MAMA A KISS.

565
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,433
I LOVE YOU. FEEL BETTER, BABY.

566
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:08,400
BYE, CALVIN.

567
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,533
 ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.

568
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,267
 OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, BABY.

569
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,300
 OH, GOOD NIGHT.

570
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,667
 UNH-UNH-UNH.

571
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,067
I WAS TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER.

572
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,067
 OH.

573
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:18,833
 MWAH.

574
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,833
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.

575
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,667
[ SIGHS ]

576
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,667
BOY.

577
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,167
 PASTOR RICHARDS, I JUST WANT

578
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,633
TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING

579
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:30,733
BY.

580
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,500
HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU?

581
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,400
PASTOR, COME ON IN.

582
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,733
HAVE A SEAT.

583
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:36,600
OH, ARE YOU BETTER?

584
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,933
 I FEEL BETTER.

585
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,267
CALVIN TOOK REALLY GREAT CARE OF

586
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,333
ME.

587
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,733
I CANNOT WAIT TO MARRY THIS MAN

588
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:42,933
TOMORROW.

589
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:44,300
 YOU SEE?

590
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,133
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT -- PEOPLE

591
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,767
STAYING TOGETHER IN SICKNESS AND

592
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:49,933
IN HEALTH.

593
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,600
PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

594
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,133
PEOPLE DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT

595
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:54,433
ANYMORE.

596
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,333
BUT CALVIN AND MIRANDA, THIS IS

597
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,067
FOR YOU.

598
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:59,900
* I STILL BELIEVE IN MARRIAGES

599
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,200
MADE IN HEAVEN *

600
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,100
* AND THAT LOVE WILL CONQUER

601
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,467
ALL *

602
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,767
* I'VE BEEN HURT BUT NOT

603
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,367
DECEIVED *

604
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,900
* REGARDLESS TO WHATEVER

605
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:16,667
HAPPENS, I STILL BELIEVE *

606
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,100
* REMEMBER, FAITH THE SIZE OF A

607
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,800
MUSTARD SEED *

608
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,767
* HAS THE POTENTIAL OF ENDLESS

609
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:24,600
POSSIBILITIES *

610
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,300
* AND IF YOU'LL JUST KEEP THE

611
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,533
FAITH *

612
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,700
* THE PROMISE OF A BETTER DAY IS

613
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,933
GUARANTEED *

614
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,267
* I STILL BELIEVE *

615
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:35,800
* IN WATERFALLS AND SUNSETS *

616
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,133
* AND THAT DREAMS REALLY DO COME

617
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,967
TRUE *

618
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,667
* HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL IN THOSE

619
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,800
WHO SUCCEED *

620
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,200
* AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

621
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,967
I WANT YOU TO KNOW *

622
00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:50,933
* STILL BELIEVE *

623
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,800
* YEAH *

624
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,067
* STILL BELIEVE *

625
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,733
 THANKS.

626
00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:01,167
 WHOO!